Loser former GOP senator David Perdue is solely hellbent on beclowning himself up to imaginable in his effort to number one Georgia GOP Governor Brian Kemp, as punishment for Kemp’s inadequate and inconsistent tongue-bathing of Donald Trump’s armpits. Are Georgians clamoring for Perdue? Haha no. We can not recall to mind one individual within the state of Georgia who’s clamoring for this previous crusty fool who misplaced his Senate race to the speeding Jon Ossoff.
In fact, that is most commonly about Trump’s Giant Lie, and since Perdue is not essentially recognized for having authentic ideas, he is reproduction/pasting the item Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis introduced in his state of the state speech final week, about his need to create an election police power of election law enforcement officials, to cop feels in all places elections:
Oh for fucks sake.
Let’s have a look at what Perdue has to mention.
“What came about in 2020 must by no means occur once more,” Perdue stated on Thursday morning as he introduced his proposal to create a regulation enforcement unit that will examine election crimes and fraud in Georgia and would have the authority to make arrests.
Not anything came about in 2020, you limp dildo. Joe Biden goddamn gained Georgia, Raphael Warnock beat Kelly Loeffler, and Jon Ossoff beat your ass.
Or as Fox Information explains extra with courtesy in its article:
Georgia was once one in all a part dozen states the place now President Biden narrowly edged former President Donald Trump to win the White Space within the 2020 election.
Sure. Fox Information even helpfully reminds us that Georgia counted its votes thrice. However Brian Kemp and Georgia GOP Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger flat refused to search out imaginary votes of their assholes for Donald Trump and dedicate some actual election-stealing crimes to maintain white Republican energy in Georgia, and that’s what Perdue is REALLY performatively mad about presently.
“When Georgians had reputable questions in regards to the November election, Kemp refused to research or repair issues prior to the January runoff.,” Perdue charged in a remark to Fox Information. “Go away it to a 20-year profession flesh presser like Kemp to take a seat on his fingers once we wanted him maximum. He failed us, and Georgians misplaced self assurance that their vote would depend.”
Fuck off.
Georgians did not have “reputable questions.” Donald Trump and sniveling sycophantic charlatans like David Perdue helped fill their heads with malarkey tales about imaginary voter fraud, which ended in them having questions in response to what they’d heard from males they relied on, i.e. Trump and sniveling sycophantic charlatans. There was once no natural procedure right here. The “reputable questions” of white Georgia Republicans have been actually force-fed into their mouths.
Perdue’s now not carried out pulling his pud about this:
Perdue emphasised that “the aim of this regulation enforcement unit is to present Georgians self assurance that best criminal votes might be counted, and that anybody who tries to intervene with our elections might be arrested and prosecuted.”
And he described his name for elections to be independently audited prior to they’re qualified as “a common-sense step to safeguard our election integrity and make sure transparency and duty in our machine. When I am Governor, we will have the most secure and securest elections within the nation.”
No matter.
This has after all brought about yelling from Brian Kemp’s camp, which is announcing Perdue is a liar (they name him that so much) and bragging about its personal efforts to fuck the vote, together with his spokesman announcing that “whilst Perdue was once {golfing} for the final yr, Governor Kemp was once combating the woke mob to champion the most powerful election integrity regulation within the country.”
Excellent God, would possibly they struggle and battle and battle.
Move give Stacey Abrams some cash whilst they are combating.
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